
That damned Cup does look big enough to hold a few pints doesn't it?
Tonight the puck drops on the NHL's 2006-2007 season and after previewing each conference the last two days, I have a few other predictions for the forthcoming season.
1 - Scoring, I'm sad to say, will decline this year. Last year they finished out at 6.1 goals per game. An almost full goal a game leap from the seaon prior to the lockout. But with the players having had a year of the new standard under their belts there will be fewer penalties and thus fewer power plays this season. Your job's not done Gary, you pint sized buffoon. BIGGER NETS!!!! They will not, as some say, destroy the integrity of the league, but in fact restore it. By simply restoring the ratio of goalie to net we had 20 years ago. With giants like Luongo now tending the twine, there is nothing to shoot at any more. Don't rest on your laurels from last season NHL, I demand an even more wide open game where skill predominates. Get on with it.
2 - My two Stanely Cup finalists, which of course you can bet on right here at
BetBug: BUFFALO vs ANAHEIM. With Anaheim hoisting the trophy in 6 games. Remember that X-Files episode, Buffalo is not allowed to win anything...ever.
3 - And of course what would a hockey season be without another lost year (closing in on 40 now aren't they) for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This collection of no talent, slow footed, over paid bums have as much chance to hoist the Cup as my little cousin's peewee team. The sole reason for even the remotest bit of optimism is Paul Maurice, and to quote a good friend of mine, even if Maurice is a miracle worker: You cannot turn a sow's ear into a silk purse.
The 2006-2007 ODDS TO WIN THE STANLEY CUP at
www.BetBug.com:Anaheim 9-1
Atlanta 40-1
Boston 40-1
Buffalo 9-1
Calgary 13-1
Carolina 9-1
Chicago 80-1
Colorado 25-1
Columbus 50-1
Dallas 15-1
Detroit 8-1
Edmonton 25-1
Florida 45-1
Los Angeles 50-1
Minnesota 35-1
Montreal 30-1
Nashville 20-1
New Jersey 12-1
New York Islander 75-1
New York Rangers 20-1
Ottawa 8-1
Philadelphia 15-1
Phoenix 35-1
Pittsburgh 50-1
San Jose 13-1
St. Louis 50-1
Tampa Bay 25-1
Toronto 35-1
Vancouver 17-1
Washington 80-1And one last little remark. While I do like the Ducks and the Sabres to contest the Cup this season, they and the other 27 teams in the league had better get in while the gettings good. Because in just a few short years, possibly even as early as next season, there is going to be a severe deficit of Championship rings to go around unless you reside in one particular city due to one particular player.
But don't let his Penguin passion fool you. As much as he cares about winning the Cup, and he will win many, I am quite certain he also realizes that Gold in 2010 in Vancouver is the only one true way to hockey immortality.